who the fuck got spanked with a flip flop how was that suppose to hurt anything.
you’ve obviously never been spanked by a flip flop then
flip flops are the devil’s weapon
I hid all the wooden spoons. I found on on top of my book case a few months ago
i still cant stand the sound of a belt snapping sometimes…..
Haters gonna hate
the best part for me is the utter shock of the server
THIS CANNOT BE
MERE ANARCHY IS LOOSED UPON THE WORLD
This man is just like traumatized for life like-
He has to go into counseling for this shit
His family and friends and even coworkers feel alienated
“Henry we talked about this-“
“HE TOOK THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS HANDS”
“Henry that’s what he’s supposed to do-“
“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY HE ORDERED A CONE IF HE WAS JUST GONNA TAKE THE ICE CREAM-“
“If he gave you the money that’s what he’s supposed to d-“
“A CUP IS 50 CENTS CHEAPER”
He never has healthy relationships with anyone ever again.
His life has been defined by this moment.
This poor guy
I laughed way to hard and long
Even if I’ve reblogged this before, I have to do it again for the above commentary.
I was telling my friend about this video today.
oh em gee
^ The comments! Oh my god xD
I always laugh at this gif but coupled with the comments I’m dead.
I think you mean “words I’m going to use all the time”
You’re waldeinsamkeit and your phone is dead
then all of a sudden
I dunno I think tumblr will be glad to have a knew word for mamihlapinatapai since we need it so much
let the post blessed and continue!
HWHAT IF SOMEONE GAVE BIRTH AND IT WAS JUST KFC LIKE THEY JUST GAVE BRITH TO FRIED CHICKEN AND T HE DOCTOR STARRTED EATING IT
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
i don’t wanna wait 9 months for a fucking pizza
I’ve been interacting with people online since I was 12 and I haven’t been stalked by a 48 year-old man from Iowa yet so I think I’m doing pretty well.
Do I Actually Have a Crush On You Or Do I Just Like That You’re Nice to Me and Cute: a novel by me
hey hey giveaway post
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- ends February 17, 2015
what you get yo
- a seifuku
follower bonus: cosplay wig (price limit $30)
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- I’ll also write you a cute little letter if you win